The perfect formula for the perfect problem:

Any way you think of it… you can’t live with them and you can’t live without them.

This has got to be the best comparison I’ve ever run across on the net and I wouldn’t just narrow it to fast food. A lot of regular restaurants are guilty of this too.

Burger King Enormous Omelet Sandwich

Arby’s Beef ‘n’ Cheddar

Check out a lot more photo comparisons here.

This is almost the best news I’ve heard all week. I def agree with Egotastic!

Paris Hilton is Going Back to Jail!!!!!!!!

Oh happy day! Paris Hilton is going back to jail! I’ve been having a really crappy day, but suddenly I feel much better. Paris left the court room screaming and crying, and as you can see in the pictures below, she cried all the way back to her house in the Hollywood Hills. TMZ is reporting that Paris has been ordered to serve out the remainder of her sentence, but will receive credit for time served. Not time served at home, though.

Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.” Hilton was also heard saying “It’s not right.”

One witness said that Paris was “physically escorted” out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

Hilton’s mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, “I’m paralyzed right now.” Paris’ father Rick is still in the courtroom.

Paris will be appealing the judgement, but I doubt she’ll get anywhere with it. Then again, you never know. All in all, though, I think the weekend is going to be pretty good after all…

I was pretty pissed a couple of days ago after finding out she skated out of jail because of a some type of ailment that was deemed “private” by the local sheriff. Finally a judge and district attorney keeping it real no matter what the dollar sign was. Justice was served!!! I’ll drink to that.

Google Video sucks for promiscuous hot babes making out but I happily ran across these keepers. Turn the volume up!

*wiping drool from mouth*

edited: Looks like Google took them down. Dammit!

Now this is just effin’ kewl. At the Where 2.0 Conference today Google released an exciting new feature called Google Maps Street View that’s “wow’d” the tech industry. It’s a feature that Microsoft and Amazon A9 have beta’d and let slide off the face of the planet without any further updates or attention. Well, what’s a loss to them is a gain for Google. They took the idea and applied a better user interface that makes it blend well with the existing Google Maps. The new feature makes you want to literally “walk” the streets of San Francisco and Las Vegas.

Street View takes the existing technology to a whole new level. Smooth transitioning 3D panorama views with high quality photos that you can zoom into and drag around. Really neat. I seriously wish San Diego was on the list of cities like San Francisco, Las Vegas, New York, Denver, and Miami but like Google Transit we’ll just have to wait a year or two. Dammit!

Anyways, the new feature opens up a whole new world to peeps like me. For the next few hours I’ll probably walk the streets of San Francisco and New York looking for funny and weird shots that Google accidentally photographed. Try these for instance:

Need some money?
She’s got legs and she knows how to use them.
Hot babes direct to you.
Oh, it’s definitely a thong!
Attack of the clones.

If you’re outside the U.S., click this: http://maps.google.com/?&gl=us and search for one of the listed cities above.

[Via: Google Earth Blog, Techcrunch, and Google Maps Mania]

Here’s something to liven your Sunday afternoon up.

I would have said the same thing… heh.

Certainly brought a tear to my eyes….. *sniff, sniff*